Cut and paste. Mix them up. Dirty white denim. Ctrl X. Ctrl Z. Contrasting colors. Pull the trigger clamp. Hip to be square. Repeat until happy.

Reptile skins, plaids, flowers and vertical stripes. Come on let me see you shake your tail feather. You give me that look, it’s almost unreal.

Minimalistic looks and subdued colors. Yes, kick off them shoes and leave those city streets. You give me that look, it’s almost unreal.

Get bossy or be playful. Plaids and gingham. I add a little machine gun funk to the brain. I’m your gandy dancer. And any old music will do.

Outerwear heavyweights of the world. Fly like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. You don’t think. It’s all instinct. If you stop to think, you’re gone.

The Tiagageddon is upon us. If Pocahontas had a jeanswear line. Dance the Hularula. I want to ride my Skinnycle.