Do not disturb! Paradise islands, the Indian Ocean and the colorful scenes of the South Seas. Life is either a great adventure or nothing.

Erin Wasson. Saint Germain. Reptile skin, pirates and preppy chic. Big white mansion. Top of the road. Latest fashion. Happy, don’t u know?

Cut and paste. Switch them round. Turn them upside-down. Dirty white denim. 1960s Polaroid imagery. Super pink, navigate green and red lips. Repeat until happy.

Cut and paste. Mix them up. Dirty white denim. Ctrl X. Ctrl Z. Contrasting colors. Pull the trigger clamp. Hip to be square. Repeat until happy.

Outerwear heavyweights of the world. Fly like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. You don’t think. It’s all instinct. If you stop to think, you’re gone.

The Tiagageddon is upon us. If Pocahontas had a jeanswear line. Dance the Hularula. I want to ride my Skinnycle.