Reptile skins, plaids, flowers and vertical stripes. Come on let me see you shake your tail feather. You give me that look, it’s almost unreal.

Get bossy or be playful. Plaids and gingham. I add a little machine gun funk to the brain. I’m your gandy dancer. And any old music will do.

Outerwear heavyweights of the world. Fly like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. You don’t think. It’s all instinct. If you stop to think, you’re gone.

The Tiagageddon is upon us. If Pocahontas had a jeanswear line. Dance the Hularula. I want to ride my Skinnycle.

Forgotten Dream of Fallen Shadow Illuminate Vision of Future Light. Earth tones, bohemian appeal, medieval outdoors and slightly apocalyptic hints.

I’ll take in anyone who’s taking off their camouflage. I rock the big line, I rock the back yard. Gimme the ball, gimme it all, big orange ball.