Get bossy or be playful. Plaids and gingham. I add a little machine gun funk to the brain. I’m your gandy dancer. And any old music will do.

Tony Ward, Claude Simonon, Kate Harrison and Sophie Dickens. Embroidery, floral prints and biker appeal. Give to me your leather. Take from me my lace.

Resist. Revolt. Rebel. Bell sleeves and flare legs. Fringes and floral prints. It’s peas that make you want to sneeze on the hinky dinky double D farm.

Charles Dickens and his Pickwick theatre musical. At Birdwell one can find a large obelisk. Visit Homer at Springfield.

Chunky knits, cardigans and jumpers. Navajo patterns and leggings. Pair it up with thick scarves and winter boots. A quick stroll in the park will do.

The essential British kit is in effect. Business or pleasure. Sportive or casual. Get a gilet. The best a man can get.